Beware the Verdant Dart

thewinchesterswagger:

ih0peyourwifidies:

omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg 

chrononautical-eelektross:

I love it when people are like “9 is the serious one and 10 is so goofy.”

And I just think of each’s most famous gif.

portablemiah:

if your boyfriend pauses call of duty to text you back, dump him because he plays shitty games

dennys:

Reblog if you want someone to take you to Denny’s tonight.